get on the bus or put the kids in the car or do whatever ya gotta do cuz today your gonna go to long island to Matt Guiliano's Play Like a Pro Baseball Facility where darryl strawberry will be conducting a clinic and you will casually go up to darryl and charmingly convince him to sign the love letter to bill buckner and while you're there congratulate Darryl on his up coming role as a cancer patient in a film based on Ray Negron’s children's book Boy of Steel and tell him how proud you are of both him and his son, D.J., who is making a name for himself as a point guard for the University of Maryland basketball team.

911’s a joke—but Chuck aint—he’s a Mets fan. Word. Born and raised in Roosevelt, Strong Island, Carlton Douglas Ridenhour became Chuck D and teamed w/ Flavor Flav, Professor Griff, and Terminator X to form Public Enemy— a searing political thorn in the ass of white America. PE is now defunct, but Chuck still assaults American hypocrisy with songs like ‘Bin Laden’ (2002), and a meditation on the Katrina nightmare, 'Hell No We Ain't All Right!’ (2005).

Chuck’ s now also throwin around his intellect weight on the World Wide Web. He’s testified before Congress in favor of peer-to-peer MP3 sharing; and he's also the backbone of the megasite rapstation.com – The Revolution will not be Televised, it will be Digitized. Break free from the Matrix. The new music industry is here! – that offers commentary, interviews, free MP3 and ringtone downloads, and information for the people .

Today Zachory Gibian took the witness stand and told the court his mom did it-- it being the near decapitation by samuri sword of Scott Nager, the husband, the step-dad, the retired NYPD cop. According to Zach's testimony, Nagar made a habit of forcing Zack to suck him off while they flipped thru porno mags. The night before the grisly slaying, Zach's mom caught her husband in her son's room w/ his gun pressed up against Zach's head.

Zach must have been itching for his step-dad to just pull the trigger. End it. Please. "He would laugh at me and tell me I had no rule over him. If I ever told on him, he would kill me and my mother. He told me no one would believe me."

badmets believes you Zach. and riot will prevail if both you and moms aint found innocent.

I've recently begun my reentrance into the normal social word: that is, the dark existence of life w/out Mets. Wow. Two nites in a row! Nite one: I went to see the new Scorcese film The Departed-- and holy macaroni-- about 10 minutes into the film-- there's Famous Mets Fan George Kaplan-- in a scene w/ both Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson. I was flabbergasted. Amazing. Well done George. Nite two: Out drinking in Williamsburg at The Brooklyn Ale House, and across the street is closed off-- movie set for P.S., I Love You-- starring Famous Mets Fan Hilary Swank. Party! Pitchersncatchers is only 4 months away!

Today, Thursday, the 9th day of November, in the year 2006 of Your Lord, Dwight Gooden is to be released from Gainesville Correctional Institution in Tampa, Florida. By this evening, Gooden will no longer be confined to a cell, a prison number -- No. T47272 (how could they not put sixteen in there somewhere?) -- and will be given back his human rights. Welcome back to civilization, Dwight.

Born in Lincoln, Nebraska and raised in Bellingham, Washington, Hilary Swank, an undeafed Oscar Champ (2 nominations: two wins), now lives in a 4-story Greenwich Village brownstone. Hilary's love for Rob Lowe's brother has recently ended, but she still loves the Mets. How could a girl from Nebraska raised wherever be a Met fan? Hey, Hilary-- tell Matt that if he wants it he could have my Mookie rookie card-- and let me know how and why you are a Met fan. Dig your work-- and captivatied by your life story: she only made 75 bucks a day for her role in Boys Dont Cry - even I make more than that!- and when she first moved to LA w/ her mom, they both lived out of the car. Hilary, I love ya, get back to me. ciao. oh, p.s. can you email me a pic of you wearing Mets gear? Thanks!

No wonder Willie kept calling on Mota in the playoffs-- he was juiced! Guillermo Mota has been suspended 50 games by MLB for testing positive for steroids.

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I learned that Matt Dillon is a Met fan, and Alex Rodriguez went 1 for 14 as the Yankees acted like stuck pigs at a Tiger feeding.

What a loss! Man, what style! And I knew it—the offense and the bullpen would be the reason the Mets would lose, not the stalwart starting pitching (anchored by Glavine, a shoe-in HOF, and two future HOF’s – Maine and O. Perez). And, honestly, I’m glad its over…. I’m weak…. The tension was too tight, and my feeble attempt to loosen it's suffocating grip with alcohol-- and lots of it-- resulting in dysentery-- has ruined my life.

And that fuckin catch….

If I didn’t reverse-jinx the Mets and ditch my tickets last nite, I wouldn’t be going tonite!
—I’m a grown man w/ a full time job, a g/f, and two cats—but if the Mets lose tonite my life will be worth nothing: so, if and when they loose, I will be storming the field, scalping Spiezo, and setting fire to the whole bloody place….

Fortunately for us nostalgic and suicidal Met fans, when Preston Wilson (Mookie Jr.) smashed a double up the alley that gave the Cards the lead for good last night, the fucktards at Fox didn’t show Mookie and his beautiful wife jumping for joy in the stands of Bush stadium (or maybe they did but my tears had momentarily rendered me blind). Mookie. After all we’ve been through together, why? How could you? Anyway, I had tickets to tonite’s ensuing travesty—field level, no less-- but after Duncan hit the dinger, I quickly contacted some masochistic Met fans I know and cashed out. Put it in the books, mark my words, blah blah blah: The Mets don’t stand a chance tonite. The reigning Cy Young Award winner vs. the throw-in in the Anna Benson trade? If I were a betting man, and I am, I’d lay it all on Carpenter’s arm, or rather a Maine Meltdown. The Mets are trying to take the NLCS w/ this starting staff: a forty yr old, and three fuckups. Ya gotta grieve….

According to Google maps, x-Met Cory Lidle flew his plane into a building only 0.5 mi (about 1 min) from my desk at work.

The Mets sweep the NLDS! What a series! What a day! The Yankees collapse and the Mets steamroll forward. The series highlights: I went to game 1—performed the Kali Kurse in the parking lot—sat in the picnic bleachers— the 9-4-2-2 double play! -- Commander Carlos Delgado goes wild! -- Famous Mets Fans Neil Hagerty contacts us and says,"we are with you mfkrs." The lowlights: staying home and being subject to those bloody announcers—from Steve Lyons and whatshisname publicly demoralizing that brave sight-deprived Mets fan and season ticket holder for 22 years in Game 2, to whatshisname’s apology in Game 3 that ended by him saying, “We hope to see you at the next Mets game.”

LETS GO METS!

According to the Daily News, Bud Harrelson's son is tied to the cover up of a gruesome slaying-- by Samuri sword. Buddy's son's buddy, Zachary Gibian, tried to cut the head off his step-father, a retired cop:

"On the day of the savage killing, retired Manhattan cop Scott Nager, 51, was asleep on his living room sofa in his Hauppauge, L.I., house when Gibian allegedly crept up behind him with a samurai sword. Gibian cocked the sharp sword and swung it into his stepfather's neck, according to prosecutor John Scott Prudenti. 'The victim was able to right himself, and then, in a flash, [Gibian] swings the sword again, with a force so great that he nearly decapitates the victim."

And the bidding war is over. As reported by deadspin , MLB auctioned off Darryl Strawberry to appear at your school. The bidding started at 250, and after a week and 15 bids, Straw's time was sold for a mere $1030.00

The Mets are the 2006 NL East Champs!

Famous Mets Fan Neil Hagerty will be performing Tonight at The Mercury Lounge. Go. Get Drunk. The Mets will be off. Celebrate. Magic Number is 2.

Wow! Look at her knockers! Jose Lima’s wife! And why didn’t the Mets add her to the September call-ups? As deadspin reports, the dress that Mrs. Lima is wearing in the photo is now for sale at ebay. Current bid: US $147.50 – End time:Sep-13-06 12:11:14 PDT (4 days 20 hours)

After further review, consideration, and research (deadspin.com > zachls.blogspot.com > a link from comments participator 'insomniac'), badmets.com forgives Aylssa Milano.

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Alyssa Milano, as reported by ump bump , is starting some MLB jersey line-- and there she is macking a Skankee jersey-- only a couple of months removed from shining brightly at a Mets game! I now hate her!

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Bernie has succesfully removed the audacious Turkish iconography and music, but is still unable to connect to the database. Go Turks go!

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Famous Mets fan Matthew Broderick broke his collar bone after falling off a horse while on vacation in Ireland

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The Mets sent Lastings Milledge back down to Norfolk. What can I say? I'm gonna start a riot if Lastings doesn't make the post season roster-- the boy's got pizzazz! So for the time being, me and ya'll can keep up w/ Lastings via his MySpace account.

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Why does a multi-millionaire mack a horrifying cluster of pigmented cells the size of a grapefruit? MetsMole, believing Beltran to be a cheap bastard, is raising money to front the cost of removing the beast- What? Leave it be! It's good luck?

Note: In 1987, with two MVPs under his belt, Dale Murphy hit .295 w/ 44 home runs and 105 RBIs. The following offseason, Murphy had his vile facial imperfection removed.... 1998, sans Murph's mole: .226,24 dingers, and 77 RBIs. And that was the end of Murph....

Turkish Mets fans? Some diabolical geniuses hacked New York Yankee Bernie William's web site... well done ... and who says crime does't pay?

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badmets.com no longer supports claims made by Tara Feuerstein, the sorority sister who rejected Krista from her sisterhood; and then bad-mouth her in the sleeziest of seediest tabloids (like badmets.com)

Look at that picture! She's a bloody Yankee fan!

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The NY Post reports that Krista Guterman has done this before. According to Tara Feuerstein, president of the sorority that rejected Krista: "She went and tried to be w/ my boyfriend ... She was also w/ 3 other guys at the time. ... She was having sex with this guy and the door was open."

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Krista Guterman, the 19 yr old young lady who bedded Paul Lo Duca, was featured in the Post yesterday. Guterman, now an ex-SUNY Oneonta student, who worked partime at Lord & Taylors, who babysits whenever she can, had pictures of her and Lo Duca on her MySpace page-- which all of a sudden has disappeared into the internet ether.

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x  internet ether -- flash foward --she's back, but set to private of course... so far her two headlines: "on vacation until the end of august" and now, as of the day before september, "carpe diem"
   

The New York Post tells us that Lo Duca's wife has filed for divorce. Paulie, it seems, has commited adultry (the road gets lonely). The court papers ask the judge to forbid Lo Duca from , "consuming alcohol within the 24 hours before or during the period of possession of or access to the child."

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Latest on Duaner's ill-fated cab ride: he was going for a late nite snack w/ family; someone said Duaner said another car was coming down the wrong way of the highway. Mets officals expect no arrests. Sanchez underwent surgery and will be out for the year...

Duaner Sanchez dislocates arm in a taxi accident late last nite-- do'h! now Mets need releif help-- time is ticking... less than 20 minutes till deadline.....

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Timothy Haines, a pitcher for the Cyclones, was suspended for 50 games for testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance.

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This is a work of genius : A recreation of the bottom of the 10th inning of game 6-- Scully's call w/ video by Nintendo's RBI. check it out!

Superhero Tsuyoshi Shinjo

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Pictures of Floyd, Lo Duca, and David Wright drinking w/ some nice young ladies.

ex-Met David Segui says he was one of the players named by Jason Grimsley. Segui admits he used HGH, but legally, with a doctor's prescription because of a growth hormone deficiency.

Mets trade incompetent Kaz for Eli Marrero

"I look back at '86 and I remember when that season was over, that's when I first got started with cocaine," he said. "Now here we are 20 years later, the team is celebrating that year and I'm in prison because of cocaine. It's a sad story, really." read more quotes as reported by the ny post.

Alyssa Milano catching a Mets game. An article from Gone Hollwood theorizes on how her nipples are an inspiration to the Mets 2006 surge toward greatness.

Famous Mets Fan Julia Stiles threw out the first pitch in tonight's game.

all MLB players were asked: who is the most overrated player in the majors? carlos beltran came in second, sandwiched between derek jeter and alex rodriquez

Japanese import minor league (he's on he 40 man roster) pitcher Yusaku Iriki was suspended for 50 games for testing + for steroids, making him the first player to be hammered by MLB's new steroid rules.

the signs are all around you..... and Famous Mets Fan Julia Stiles is the mother of baby Satan!

Mets single A Hagerstown Suns' Jorge Reyes gets busted for steroids.

The Orlando Sentinel has a story on Charisse Strawberry and how she dealt with Darryl Strawberry's drug addictions, womanizing, and self destructive path.

Waner Mateo, a pitcher for the Mets Single A minor league Hagerstown Suns, tested positive for steroids and has been suspended for 50 games.

Dwight Gooden gets 1 year and 1 day in prison for his cocaine slip.

Rumor has it that the reason Anna Benson filed for divorce was that she caught Kris Benson having sex with one of her friends.

Accorinding to Baltimore Sun: Anna Benson, an actress and model who has posed topless, filed for divorce in Atlanta yesterday. The petition for divorce claims the marriage is "irretrievably broken." Can we now have your husband back?

Click here for the latest of several proposed conceptual renderings that are being considered by The Metropolitan Baseball Club and the City of New York's Planning Board. To keep building costs down, the latest proposal is too maintain the current stadium structure, and only to amend it with slight modifications to include a retractable roof. "Flushing will be even better than ever!" says New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Dwight Gooden confessed to his probation officer that he had a relapse with cocaine. A drug test confirmed this and Gooden was sent to jail without bond.

Starring Michael Keaton (Batman) as a Red Sox fan -- written by Don Delillo -- in theatres next month.

michael jordan's from NC. so he must be a braves fan. so he must be behind what's halting pedro's shoe repair w/ nike....

the mets sign jose lima?

mike piazza is going to the yankees. no!!!!!!

Rumor has it that George Foster was instructing the outfielders this past summer. Hopefully nothing rubbed off too much. Click here for exclusive photo covering one of those events

Omar traded Seo for Sanchez and Schmoll.... faith in Omar