Let's take a look at Mike Wallace: He was born in 1918 (he's fuckin 89 years old) and is a Yankee fan and a personal friend of Clemens. His 60 Minutes interview with Clemens will take place Sunday night. We hear that incase Wallace can't make it due to one of the many old man ailments that may arise, Clemens will get his mom to do the interview.

This is such a crock of shit. This is like George Kaplan having Ru Paul interview him to clear his good name. Let's be real. What is needed for truth to prevail in this interview with Clemens is the following: A steel cage, Joe Beningo, Mad Dog Russo, and a jar of greenies.

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George Kaplan was right. Back to the Mitchell report. Clemens denies it. What a sore loser. Petite. What a bitch. Lies like a Christian.

First and fuckin foremost, in defense of Dykstra and 86, he wasnt juicing until after that season. So every other name on the list is meaningless: no rings = innocent. So Chuck. So Rog. So Andy. Go fuck yourselves. And you owe Kaplan an apology. George, as some of us may know, is a recovering roid addict. (Ah, the pains and pleasures of Jamaica lacrosse with Flug and Toy and coke fiend May...)

And what the fucks up with The Save Shea Stadium Foundation? Nobody ain't pledged shit! And anyway-- Kaplan's in the hole for 3 large on a double reverse teaser on Dykstra, Payton, Pratt, and Valentine being Mitchelled. Somebody please send us loot!

So the government has told Darryl Strawberry he owes them $481,656.86 in back taxes.

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The buzz overshadowing the trading deadline is the story of the diehard Mets fan who murdered his mother. Last Saturday, during the second game of the day-night double header at Shea, as the Mets were losing, Michael Anthony started to go bonkers. He was supposedly banging on walls and hollering when his father stepped in and told him to keep it down. Anthony then got a knife and stabbed his mother in the head; followed her into her bedroom and bashed her brains in with a 20 pound dumbbell. Anthony then sat on the couch and waited for the cops as the Mets continued to lose.

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So is Frank Martinez-- that guy who blinded both Tim Hudson and Edgar Renteria with a super-power flashlight-- gonna throw out the first pitch at Shea May 12th—Keystone Flashlight Night?

Nah, he might be in the slammer—he got 15 days—and anyway, he’s banned from Mets home games for three years. He’ll never kiss Shea again.

ex-Met clubhouse employee Kirk Radomski, who worked for the Mets from 1985-95, today pleaded guilty to dispensing anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, Clenbuterol, amphetamines and other drugs to at least a dozen major league players. Players were named in the affidavit, but it's currently sealed. It is stated that Radomski started the drug trading in 1995, after leaving the Mets. Supposedly, checks were depoisted by Radomski signed by said players.

Hojo says he remembers Kirk; Darling claims he doesn't; and Jay Horwitz says equipment manager Charlie Samuels is not available for comment.

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For picking up convicted Samurai slayer Zachary Gibian; driving him to a near by mall to dispose of the bloody accoutrements; T.J Harrelson, Bud Harrelson's son, today received 5 years probation and 420 hours of community service (420? - a vindictive ironic warning by State Supreme Court Justice Robert W. Doyle-- Judge, hast thou stabbed T.J.-- who's been riddled for years by drug abuse-- w/ a mocking sentencing? Beware of the gateway drug....

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Newsday - 'Fine Behind The Fence'

Zachory Gibian discusses his adjustment to prision with a reporter who visited him at the Downstate Correctional Facility in Fishkill.

Here's a look at the day in the life of a Zach:

6:30 a.m.: An officer on Gibian's tier wakes him up. Gibian brushes his teeth, washes his face and has a cigarette.

7 a.m.: The first "count" of the day. He must be wearing prison greens as an officer checks in on him.

About 7:15 a.m.: The first "chow" of the day. He has 15 minutes to stand on line, get his food, and swallow it. Breakfast usually consists of grits, egg beaters, cornmeal or cereal and four slices of bread or waffles. "Egg beaters are -- ing disgusting, but I haven't had eggs in two years," Gibian said. "So eggs, even if they're egg beaters, are -- amazing."

Dwight Gooden has declined the offer made by George Steinbrenner to work for the Yankees as a special instructor for Spring Training. According to an unnamed source asssociated with Gooden and the Yankees: "Dwight just isn't ready yet to be here. When you've spent that much time in prison, you're not prepared to simply jump back into uniform and let people stare at you for all the wrong reasons."

Ryan Leli, an 18 year old Mets fan, created a phony press pass and gained entrance to the visiting players clubhouse of Shea Stadium, where he briefly interviewed and posed for a picture with Mike Piazza. A few weeks later he tried it again but was apprehended. Leli was charged w/ criminal impersonation and criminal trespassing-- amongst of bevy of similar charges-- and pleaded guilty yesterday to a lesser charge, second-degree criminal impersonation, with a sentence of banishment from Mets home games for the next three years.

Zachory Gibian, Bud Harrelson's son's best friend, was just handed a 25 years-to-life sentencing for nearly decapitating his step-dad w/ a samuri sword.

And now prosecutors are expected to press charges against Zach's momma for attempting to cover up the crime by calling 911 hours after the murder, claiming that her husband was murdered during a botched burgulary attempt.

bernie william's website fan forum is still hacked-- and the Turkish music has returned! what's takin so long for the repairs, bernie (it's be down for over 3 month)? well, this story intrigued badmets greatly so the day the story broke we hired a private investigator to trace bernie's every move. a brief summary of the private investigator's report follows:

Today Zachory Gibian took the witness stand and told the court his mom did it-- it being the near decapitation by samuri sword of Scott Nager, the husband, the step-dad, the retired NYPD cop. According to Zach's testimony, Nagar made a habit of forcing Zack to suck him off while they flipped thru porno mags. The night before the grisly slaying, Zach's mom caught her husband in her son's room w/ his gun pressed up against Zach's head.

Zach must have been itching for his step-dad to just pull the trigger. End it. Please. "He would laugh at me and tell me I had no rule over him. If I ever told on him, he would kill me and my mother. He told me no one would believe me."

badmets believes you Zach. and riot will prevail if both you and moms aint found innocent.

According to the Daily News, Bud Harrelson's son is tied to the cover up of a gruesome slaying-- by Samuri sword. Buddy's son's buddy, Zachary Gibian, tried to cut the head off his step-father, a retired cop:

"On the day of the savage killing, retired Manhattan cop Scott Nager, 51, was asleep on his living room sofa in his Hauppauge, L.I., house when Gibian allegedly crept up behind him with a samurai sword. Gibian cocked the sharp sword and swung it into his stepfather's neck, according to prosecutor John Scott Prudenti. 'The victim was able to right himself, and then, in a flash, [Gibian] swings the sword again, with a force so great that he nearly decapitates the victim."

Bernie has succesfully removed the audacious Turkish iconography and music, but is still unable to connect to the database. Go Turks go!

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Turkish Mets fans? Some diabolical geniuses hacked New York Yankee Bernie William's web site... well done ... and who says crime does't pay?

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"I look back at '86 and I remember when that season was over, that's when I first got started with cocaine," he said. "Now here we are 20 years later, the team is celebrating that year and I'm in prison because of cocaine. It's a sad story, really." read more quotes as reported by the ny post.

Dwight Gooden gets 1 year and 1 day in prison for his cocaine slip.

Dwight Gooden confessed to his probation officer that he had a relapse with cocaine. A drug test confirmed this and Gooden was sent to jail without bond.

Commisioner Bud Seiling is monitoring the fact that the Yankees have cautioned Alex Rodriguez about playing poker in illegal clubs, fearing that it’s bad for both his and the Yankee image. Recently, The Daily News had a story on A-Rod playing in a clandestine operation with Phil Hellmuth in Chelsea.

In Florida, Darryl Strawberry was arrested yesterday after he reported to police that his rental car was stolen. The police claim that Strawberry tried to give the car to a woman he met at a hotel. The woman then turned the keys into the police and authorites soon found the car parked behind a sports bar.

Dwight Gooden was driving drunk, got pulled over, gave the cop his license, refused to get out to take sobriety test, then drove off w/ his license still in the cop’s hands. And now Dwight's on the lam....