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 <title>Get Metsmerized!</title>
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 The Mets limp into Skankee Stadium, losers of seven of the last eight, ready for another Mets flop: the Great Fall into the Great Abyss of another disappointing season. 
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 To hell and now Backman. Wally Backman is set to star in John Fitzgerald's new documentary/reality show, "Playing For Peanuts".
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http://badmets.com#2007/06/17/
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 <title>The Wright Bunny Hop</title>
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 Playboy hosted an All-Star party in San Francisco for athletes, stars, and other bigwigs. Davey was there, and it looks like he had some fun. For your closer inspection, click
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 <title>Cry Baby</title>
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 Looks like the Yankees are starting another losing skid. And they're crying about it. Interviewed in the club house after giving up 4 walks and a grand slam, Yankee reliever Edwar Ramirez buried his head 
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http://badmets.com#2007/07/21/
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 Cheesedick extraordinaire Scott Spiezio voluntarily entered a substance abuse program for a dependence on something not yet disclosed.
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http://badmets.com#2007/08/09/
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 <title>Backman Resings-- Now Reinstated</title>
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 It was reported that Wally Backman had resigned as Manager of South Georgia Peanuts. Two of his players were suspended by the league for failing a drug test, supposedly for "masking agents.
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http://badmets.com#2007/08/11/
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 <title>Death to Shea Stadium -- Citifield is a Bank</title>
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  To all you Suckers who have given into the Great CitiField con:

We give up. THE SAVE THE SHEA FOUNDATION gives up because we got millions of responses to our campaign but not one of the responses came from a supermodel or anybody in the adult film industry. So we give up: Tear down Shea and build a bank. Oh, and save the Apple! 
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  So the government has told Strawberry that he owes them $481,656.86 in back taxes 
  
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http://badmets.com#2007/08/14/
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 <title>Famous Mets Fan Hilary Swank</title>
 
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 Hollywood Tuna.com features an expose on Famous Mets Fan Hilary Swank.
  
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http://badmets.com#2007/08/30/
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 <title> Krista Guterman: In Playboy Naked</title>
 
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The rumors were true. Paul Lo Duca's x-girlfriend, Krista Guterman, is naked in playboy, right here. 
  
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 <title> John Maine: Shemale</title>
 
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This just in. According to Shemale expert George Kaplan, the tale of Maine and dress was true ...
  
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 <title> John Maine: Shemale</title>
 
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George Kaplan was right. Back to the Mitchell report. Clemens denies it. What a sore loser. Petite. What a bitch. Lies like a Christian.
  
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 <title> Roger Clemens : Lying Steroid Junkie</title>
 
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Let's take a look at Mike Wallace: He was born in 1918 (he's fuckin 89 years old) and is a Yankee fan and a personal friend of Clemens. His 60 Minutes interview with Clemens will take place Sunday night. We hear that incase....
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 <title> Omar: Pretend You're Johnny Thunders</title>
 
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Dear Omar:

Nuff already. We all know you went to Newtown High School-- now start acting like it. Start acting like the late and great fellow Newtown alumni Johnny Thunders-- 
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 <title> Get Well Soon Jason</title>
 
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Bad Mets would like to send speedy recovery wishes to Jason Giambi. The great Giambino, not starting tonite at The Stadium against 
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 <title> Screw Us All</title>
 
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When Carlos Delgado smacked his second homer of the day yesterday, the temperamental Mets fans in attendance burst into cheer....
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Maxim lists the top 5 greatest scumbags in baseball history-- and the 1986 Mets come in at 4. Hooray!
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