Mix up a pinch of Plato, a sprinkle of Shakesphere, a dash of Sartre, a wealth of sports knowledge-- shake it thoroughly with a surplus of schmooze-- and voila: Steve Somers. On both both parchment and tape, Somer's opening monologues belong in the MoMA.

Schmoozie is an under appreciated radio voice for WFAN and prefers to broadcast after sundown.